lemony sweet

I got an award....
From Val at Stinky John Jones. I mean, really, with a blog title like that who WOULDN'T click on her and read. I wasn't let down by her posts either...so YAY on finding a new blog to read. :D

So for finding her she gave me an award!!! (I know!!!!) Really Val, you are too kind, way too kind (or you have Vodka at your lemonade stand, I'm just sayin). I mean, have you read the crap I spill here? ;)

Anyway, thank you. *best beauty queen wave*

I would like to thank those in my life who hand me the lemons. Without you I couldn't squeeze the shit lemon juice out. Without you I wouldn't have a glass to pour all my nonsense sugar goodness into.

There weren't any rules, at least I choose not to read them if there were rules...

I am passing this award on to those who take the lemons, juggle them in the air, throw them to the ground, stomping on them and make me pee my pants with laughter while they tell all about it on their blog...oh yes. Cause really, Lemonade SUCKS without laughter and spitting it out through your nose and burning the shit out or your nostrils and all. YEAH that rocks my socks on a Tuesday afternoon.

I pass this award on to these lemony tart bloggers.

Matter of fact Mommy -she says stuff I only dream of saying and my dreams are DIRTY!

Can't Hardly Wait-she just might be my alter ego, the jury (at the crazy house) is still out....

Calicobebop-one of my loyal readers from the beginning of my blogging days...and I am secretly (or not so secretly) hoping to win a scarf, ya know when she like auctions one off or something...and and and, she puts LOST love on EACH post...or more like Sawyer love.

Kami's -I can never spell the end of her blog, I always want to do Kami's K&*(&)&*...but don't know if she would appreciate that. KAMI'S KHLOPCHYK <--that is what it is...another loyal, day one reader and for that I LOVE YA....plus, she is funny!

Ok there are many others, that weren't mentioned today...and well...if I read ya, and I comment ya, then you are stuck with being my bloggy friend FOREVA. F.O.R.E.V.A. i SAY, muahahahaha.