Every time I switch I think of Andrew Dice Clay...the Diceman. I swear he has a skit where he says "I'm ova here naow" with his heavy (I'm guessing) NY accent, but I can't find that skit.
Guess what, he is going to be on Celebrity Apprentice. In all my reality loving T.V. watching, I have not be overly fond of the Celebrity Apprentice.
Celebrity Rehab, yes.
Sober House, (with Celebs), yes.
Celebrity Fit Club, yes.
Celebrity Apprentice, not so much.
Maybe it was the celebs that were chosen? Maybe it was the night that it was aired. For whatever reason, I haven't really watched it in the past.
I probably won't watch this time either, BUT the Celebs, are stellar! I mean, seriously, the Diceman? HILARIOUS. The smoking on stage, the hair, the leather, I just love it.
Here he is back in 1987, yo. I guess I like crude humor (those of you chuckling? it is probably why I like YOUR blog. ;) )
*warning, not appropriate for work, or if your child is nearby.*
Anyway, back to this season of Celebrity Apprentice. Have you seen the line-up? Here are the ones that are really making me rethink my Sunday night viewings...
Shut your mouth, it's Dennis Rodman.
Joan AND Melissa Rivers...oh, I can't wait for the smackdown.
Dice.
Tom Green??? love him.
For others that I don't really care about, click the link. People like one of the Kardashian sisters (who cares), some poker girl (and POKE her, WHATEVER), the token Playmate, etc.
With this cast, I might just watch, cause I know they are all going to kill each other. Or kill us with hilarity. At least I would hope.
so, will you be watching?
that would be exactly the reason you read my blog. so glad ADC could bring your appreciation of my crudeness.
ReplyDeleteI can't decide whether you are my soul mate or if I am your evil twin.
ReplyDeleteLMAO - "She had so many children, her uterus fell out." That's always been my favorite Dice joke.
ReplyDeleteAs far as Celebrity Apprentice, I've never watched it. I think the celebs they chose were never my "cup of tea". But THIS cast... yeah I think I'll watch. Now if only we could get them to add Andy Dick and have Lisa Lampanelli as their mascot.
Oh no! Not another reality show to get hooked on!!!
ReplyDeleteI may have to give it a try...
If I said no, I would be lying! The hubs would call me out on that one. I am such a sucker for prime-time reality shows.
ReplyDeleteAt the risk of you never reading my blog again....... I'm not a fan of reality TV at all. So I will not be watching...... forgive me?
ReplyDeleteI guess I'm a prude because I was never a huge Andrew Dice Clay fan. Really, what annoyed me was his accent...that is so stupid, I know. Yet, for some reason there were times I liked Dennis Leary, even if I thought his language was "crude." I'm such a conglomerate of ... well, something or other.
ReplyDeleteI have two e-mail addresses too and am back and forth, back and forth, back and...sometimes I get sooo confused. Thanks for coming to my blog. I'm adding you to my reader and hoping you don't offend my refined sensibilities too much. :-) Har. Har.
As a recovering bulimic I love this:
ReplyDelete"Don't throw up: Throw Down."
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Love Clay and LOVE Celebrity Apprentice. I swear I watch NO tv except Americal Idol season and Celebrity Apprentice. I need a life.
ReplyDeleteI loved dice clay back in the day...did you watch his reality show where he was trying to make a come back....
ReplyDeleteIt was kinda sad, balding, he pretended to smoke because he quit..but it was his *thing* back in the day. It just kinda died after a few short episodes...
It seems like I'm alone in this but I can't watch the celebrity reality shows. I feel so sorry for them. Everyone knows you've become double z list but to celebrate it. I don't know. it's late.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking the same thing last night when I saw the previews. I haven't watched that show in a long time but honestly...it's a freak show that I have to watch. Can't wait.
ReplyDeleteI never watch The Apprentice either, but those celebrities are too awful not to. I'm at the very least intrigued. Mostly because I have a crappy reality TV addiction. I won't even go in to my Rock of Love Bus sickness. It's embarrassing.
ReplyDeleteNOt watching, but thanks, after the Andrew Dice Clay info, I am feeling older for some reason, remembering him from years ago.
ReplyDeleteI saw the ads for it and they did really pick a better bunch this time to watch. I probably won't though. It seems I have too many other shows already TIVOed and I can't even keep up with them. I really need to cut back on TV and find a real life. Is blogging a real life? Hmmmm... Is anything I do actually "a real life"?
ReplyDeleteDon't mind me...just catching up.
ReplyDeleteSo I ADORE reality tv. I watch all the celeb ones you mentioned and have watched Apprentice since the start. I think you'll enjoy it.