
Also, you men that read, just might want to get this for your lady.
so.
It has finally happened. Stacie's Madness was offered (in the most sexiest voice, as I can imagine) to do a review/giveaway for Eden Fantasys.
THEREFORE...if you come here for family fun, funnies or anything else wholesome (what the hell are you doing here period?) please divert your eyes to a different post, may I suggest this one...it's all fluff and lace.
Are they gone?
Ok.
We all have needs. Sometimes needs oversee everything or intrude in our every day thoughts.
What? Is that only me?
So you all know my situation, the pending looming never ending divorce procedures, right?
So along with that...I can sum up my sex life to, I ain't seen nothing in these here parts for a while. A long while. Since back in July while.
I have entered most of the sex toy give aways that I can find...to no avail.
One day, as I opened up my computer, the Angel (cause he has answered my dirty thoughts) Drew from Eden Fantasys sent me an email.
My fingers never moved so fast...er, um, to respond to his email with a resounding YES! I would love to participate!!
I went to the site **side note, not for work
There was SOOOO much to choose from, I was slightly
There are more than sex toys on there...all kinds of things for MEN, COUPLES, SINGLES, TRIPLES...I'm just sayin. All.KINDSOF.THINGS. (!!)
Well, since it's just me, myself and I in my bed, I headed straight for the goodies for woman.
Without further teasing...here is what I chose. (oh and it's on sale, right now, quick stock up, just in case)
picture...warning...
not for the faint at heart....

ah, Hot Love. Let me just say, YES IT IS. It was PERFECT for me...and it has really good reviews from others as well. The shipping wasn't the only thing that came fast on this thing. *ahem*
Speaking of the shipping, this gem came in a regular priority box with NO MENTION of Eden Fantasys on the outside. Therefore, no one will know that you have some fun waiting for you. Mr./Mrs. Mailman won't be trying to peek in your windows at night.
So, c'mon people who doesn't want ...this little love machine in THEIR bed?
If you are scared or intimidated, email me, I will try to calm your nerves and answer any question as honestly as I can...please no emails for a drawn out erotic story of my encounter. thankyouverymuch, you don't know me like that. *snap*
If Hot Love isn't what you desire (then you are missing out) I am sure that anyone can find SOMETHING on the Eden's Fantasys site, lingerie, erotic books, all kinds of things for EVERYONE.
So here is how it will go, for you to enter to win this toy from Eden Fantasys you must...
1) Go to their site, Eden Fantasys, tell me what you would buy or what sparks your interest.
That's it.
TO get extra entries you can:
1) Tweet about it. Leave me a comment telling me you tweeted.
2) You can blog about it linking Eden Fantasy AND my blog in your post. Of course, let me know in the comments if you blogged it.
The cut off will be TUESDAY MARCH 31ST @ 5pm central time...so you have ONE WEEK to get your comment in to me, please make sure that I have your email address as well. The winner will be contacted by me, if I don't hear back in 48 hours a new winner will be choosen. K? mmm-kay!
That's it, it is easy peasy and oh so pleasurable. TRUST.
Once again I cruise by in search of family fun and...
ReplyDelete...damn once again I'm sorely disappointed and my have to shut my delicate little eyes as I scroll down...
Wow. I mean, jeez. I sure wasn't expecting to see any of that gracing your post. lol. I'll pass on the giveaway, something about those comb teeth I find a little off-putting. Great review though.
ReplyDeleteYou crack me up!
ReplyDeleteHA! That thing frightens me. But, I'll try it. If you insist. I could use some spicing up!
ReplyDeleteGood God Stacie, what is that THING?
ReplyDeleteIt scares me. And I think my husband might be intimidated. I mean it has two heads for goodness sake, how could he compete?
I am going to stick with my banana holders. But some of that nice lingerie would make my hubby happy.
I am beyond excited for you! I wish you and yours lots of happiness!
ReplyDeleteIll be the brave woman Stacie. It was a tough choice since I already have a toy box filled with many toys LOL But I would go with the Ultra Groovy
ReplyDeleteI think I almost came just by seeing that picture. I have to have one of those. Must. Have.
ReplyDeleteMmmm, happy thoughts!
How can I get Drew to contact me. What fun!
What are the little pointy things for?
ReplyDeleteMmmm, how exactly is that to be inserted? and where to those these exactly go? I can imagine tickling might be involved.. and I am way to sensitive to try that!
ReplyDeleteStacie, how did you know? I was shopping for one yesterday.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, I'm entering. I don't know how to get my site under the links to this post. Still working on it.
I did blog about it.
Well, if we are going to go there, might as well go for broke!
ReplyDeleteI was intrigued by the Decadent Lover pink kiss.
Damn girl, way to make my afternoon a little more exciting!
Oops forgot to tell you and (everyone)what I wanted....
ReplyDeleteStrap on vibrator
Anything by KamaSutra
A Just in Case
Tickler Her Nipple Kit
I'm going to stop. This could take all day.
I think you have my email. If not it's my name@mysite dot com
You did NOT just say, "Shipping was not the only thing that came fast." LMAO!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm going to say the Lily looks fun. ;o)
I'm all for trying out new things.. but the thing you picked.. OMG That's super duper scary looking. LOL
ReplyDeleteI am slightly overwhelmed (read turned on) at your post. LOL
I'll be back in a couple hours, after the kids go to bed, for my answer to what I'd pick. I need time to browse and.... imagine... without little eyeballs peeking over my shoulder. LOL
Wow. The only advertiser that I've gotten an email from lately is Dentyne. I get fresh breath, and you get fresh...well, you know. Lucky girl.
ReplyDeleteokay girl, i thought i had learned more than i wanted to know about you when you shared your, er, um down there grooming habits... and now this!
ReplyDeleteoh and i could use some new sexy lingerie for my new and smaller body!!!
What the hell are those things that well...look like a cock's comb? That is one dangerous looking thing. I don't know. It doesn't do much for me ...but then I guess it wouldn't.
ReplyDeleteI want what YOU want! Holy CRAP I am so amazed by that picture!! Gonna twitter and post too... will confirm with you when it's done. Best contest prize ever, as I've said before. Maybe this time I can win!
ReplyDeleteI think I'd like to try the HOT LOVE, I just have to know if when they say "once you've gone black you ain't coming back" they aren't referring to coffee. Pick me pick me. HAAAAAAAAAAA my word verification is RABYT, that cracks me up!!!
ReplyDeleteThat looks like a torture device! I think I wanna be tortured though. Here's to quick "shipping"
ReplyDeleteI've been a bunny fan for years. I think it's time for me to try other ummm... options. The G-Twister definitely got my attention.
ReplyDeleteI realized that I didn't actually enter with my last comment so I'm back again. I'm a single girl. I wouldn't want to pass up an opportunity to win a free toy.
ReplyDeleteI'll go with the Ultimate Decadent Indulgence. I've tried the rabbit before. I might as well go with a hummingbird this time.
OK I REALLY want this thing, I like the little nubby things it has on it, I would LOVE it. Maybe i will get lucky and get one. woohoo.
ReplyDeleteOK, I twitted (is that really what it's called? I tweeted? I twat... HAHAHAHA.. ahem, sorry) about the give away and I blogged about it.
ReplyDeleteThat's THREE yes THREE entries for Sassy.
I'm newly single and I need a toy to get me through the long lonely nights.