SO, *cough* I am going to too...(yeah, so what I am a follower, back off)
Number one word or group of words googled to get here....wait for it.
the drama is building
the suspense...killing ya, isn't it?
shut the front door.
staciesmadness
GENIUS. I guess, it should be a COMPLIMENT that people are even SEARCHING my blog name, for realz. Thanks guys.
Here are the others:
"hand over mouth" - that's how we roll bitches. Sometimes I like it rough. Just sayin.
"perfection takes time" - AMEN TO THAT SISTA. I actual read a blog with that same title... so you must be looking for her...
"chatic" - I don't even know what the hell that is... do you mean chaotic? well, if you do; you are in the right place...if you MEANT chatic, bugger off.
"mike-ink.com" - Hilarious shit right there, check them out...www.mikeink.com
"al-anon" - me needs it. you needs it.
"does your face hurt meaning" - it MEANS...your face hurts yo and it's killing me. If you want a more technical meaning go to WEBMD, thanks.
"stacie" - me, that's me. welcome. When I google (myself) stacie, it usually is something about Stacie Orrico, who is a cool enough singer and the fact that she spells her name like me is TOTALLY rad...but you won't find her or anything about her here. And HEY Blogger, Stacie is too a word, quit giving me the red line for spelling error.
"stacie madness" - daily, that shit is posted here daily, come back tomorrow for some real madness.
"tree trunk sculptures" - haha. I have no clue. I'd like to have a clue, but, I do not.
"blog flake of madness" - HEY! I resemble that remark.
"Booty Lift" - you lift mine, I'll lift yours. Mine first.
"freak side" - YOU KNOW IT...except, I don't let my freak side out too often, maybe on another blog (call me).
"I love black feet photostream" - um. um. ok. everyone is entitled to a fetish, me, however, I love me some clean feet and really, I don't love them enough to have a photostream of them, but, um, ok. Try flickr, you dirty bastard.
"images of kids with hands over mouth" - FUCKING SICKO.
Well, now that I am totally creeped out...
I bid you farewell.
I've been wanting to do a post like this since I read a really funny one on either Cabbages & Kings or Junk Drawer. I can't remember which. I'm embarrassed to say, however, that my post wouldn't be funny because the search terms people use that bring up my blog just aren't funny. As close as I get is "frea cartoon netwrok porn games." Somehow I come up as the 8th result on that. Ok, I don't know what a "frea" or a "netwrok" is but I'm rather disturbed that someone thinks a child's web site would have porn games and that my blog shows up in that search.
ReplyDeleteEverything else in my search list is completely mundane (tabs for blogger, dog food, dante falconeri, etc.). No one is going to LOL about that.
What do I have to do to get Google Search to find me interesting?
Oh, and if you think spelling Stacie is bad, try having Staci with just an i. I don't even care about spell check. I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't find a single toothbrush or a coffee mug with my name on it. People have been misspelling it for so long that I don't even blink anymore when they spell it Stacey or Stacy.
Booty lift was me. My bad.
ReplyDeletebelly button fetish. yeah...if you google belly button fetish...you'll find my blog. i get LOADS of traffic because my son has a belly button fetish and i blogged about it. and now...because i commented on your blog about it...you too will get really sick people who have a fetish with belly buttons!!
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are so welcome :)
Thanks for the shout out. I don't have any funny keyword searches either. Someone googled apartment living and found me twice. go figure.
ReplyDeleteLove how "Booty Lift" is connected to you. lol.
I love the Booty Life...cracks me up!
ReplyDeleteI think "booty lift freak side" would make a good band name.
ReplyDeleteblog flake of madness is actually a great name for a blog!
ReplyDeleteROFL at this post, but you put me over the edge with the black feet photostream comments. I'm still laughing. This is definitely in the running for my Field Trip Friday feature this week. I'm off to figure out how to use google analytics!
ReplyDeleteMine still wins... it doesn't get creepier than "nephew sucks uncle off" I still want to throw up.
ReplyDeleteI actually get people who search for Dr. Doofenshmirtz. How does that happen?
ReplyDeleteI found your blog by returning comments. I'm amazed at how good mommy bloggers are at that. Dad blogers stink at it. Except me of course. ;o)
Dr Doofenshmitz is a badass.
ReplyDeleteI watch too much Phineas and Ferb.
"blog flake of madness"
ReplyDeleteI'm so jealous. I would have thought that one would find MY blog! :)
Ha! I laughed out loud several times! Hee hee!
ReplyDeletethose are really funny.... well except for the last one and it is rather creepy.
ReplyDeleteFascinating...
ReplyDeleteHoly crap. LMAO! Those are funny. When I did my Eden review someone found me by googling "blogger clit" Who the hell would search that. Is there an easier way to find out who google searched. Site meter only keeps 5 pages of referals... just curious.
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