Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.
I did NOT post a pissy blog on Friday.
I did NOT fall down my stairs this weekend trying to take boxes of packed items out to the garage.
My one butt cheek does NOT now resemble Jo-Lo's booty.
I did NOT trip UP the stairs at the movie theatre on Sunday.
I did NOT scrap my one knuckle getting my bike down in the garage.
I also did NOT ride my bike half way to the gas station only to find the tire flat.
I did NOT continue to just walk the darn bike the rest of the way to the gas station.
I did NOT refill the tire only to have it flatten again when I got on the bike to ride home.
I did NOT let that affect my weight loss perception. No. Not me.
NONE of this was me. Must have been some other crazy.
Oh No! I'm so glad that stuff did not happen to you. Feelin a little sorry for your girlfriend though. Hope she has a better day today :)
ReplyDeleteI did not just laugh really loud while reading this.
ReplyDeleteI did not just feel better about myself.
ReplyDeleteJust kidding. Totally. Really. Seriously.
And I just totally did not forget to enter the word verification and have to resubmit my comment.
I did NOT listen to ABBA Gold and dance while cooking dinner last night. Nope, you got the wrong guy.
ReplyDeleteOh dear, I am glad none of that happened...cause my butt would be aching for you!
ReplyDeleteThe tire? Just holy that's all. It is almost Easter after all.
haha - I did NOT almost snort pop out my nose while reading this. Hope the old bottom is doing better today! =)
ReplyDeleteI also did not fall UP the stairs last week. I also do not get bruises on my knee and ego. Nope. Nope I didn't!
ReplyDeleteHey, thanks for putting me in your giant EC card list if top droppers. Very kind of you.
I love when people fall up the stairs. If I was there I think I would have busted up laughing for at least an hour. Oh heck I am laughing now just thinking about it
ReplyDeleteyou poor thing, all in one weekend? The reason I NEVER ride a bike is that the tire is ALWAYS going flat. It's not worth it. For now I trust my legs, and only them.
ReplyDeletei do NOT think you and i would be such great friends in real life. seriously...i trip up stairs at movie theaters too!! hilarious. i could have written this post!!
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So should I sign you up for the cemetery plot right next to me?
ReplyDeleteHere's to crazies...cheers!
ReplyDeleteNothing wrong with a little crazy, and a little clutzy. ;)
ReplyDeleteI did not laugh really loud at the part where you tripped twice, nope I sure didn't.
ReplyDeleteHope Tuesday is better.
Flat tires suck! Only thing worse is having to change one far from home (or any service station). In the rain.
ReplyDeleteI did NOT have to do that recently. (natch)
That's great!
ReplyDeleteI totally admit to falling up the stairs. I think it requires talent.
ReplyDeleteUm, I'm starting to think that clumsiness is a Staci/ie/y/ey thing because I could so see myself doing those things. Except for the bike one--I haven't had one since high school--I have done a couple. Do you think we would have been as clumsy if our parents had named us Traci/ie/y/ey instead?
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