Totally Ticks me off Tuesday-LET IT GROW.

Check her out and tell her what totally ticks you off. ;)

I never told you about my "party"!!

For those that guessed, YES it was a waxing party. NO, the waxing is NOT done in front of a crowd, it was done in a back bedroom, with red hooker lights blinking. Ok, maybe there weren't red lights, but it did make me giggle.

"Stacie, come on back to the bedroom and I will rip the shit out of the hair you have on you." THAT'S HOT.

I had found out about the party a few days beforehand, so I ceased shaving activity. Not that easy in this weather...just sayin.



among "other" areas. Hello bathing suit season.

So, it's my turn. I enter into the bedroom and tell her my "order". 1) Brazilian wax (anyone? wax on, wax off- the karate kid? I know, me too) 2) upper lip (the other white meat)

So she has me lay on the bed and does my upper lip first.

HOLY HELL.

For your information, I did yell "KELLY CLARKSON" for giggles. She didn't giggle. Maybe she's heard that one before.

The tears streamed out of my eyes. Holy hell that hurt. It's been a long time since I've had any waxing done and now I remember why. I was seriously contemplating chickening out on the Brazilian, but I hadn't shaved for four days so onward.

As I drop trow, she checks out my junk, rubs it a little and DENIES me.

(thank goodness this wasn't a "date" I'd be so sad *wink wink nudge nudge*)

Turns out, you have to let the stuff grow for AT LEAST ten days. So let this be a public announcement to those of you WANTING to get your hair ripped out. LET IT GROW!!

Um, that's not going to happen. Not right now, not after I had already spent the day at the beach beforehand, curled up to make sure NOTHING was escaping the "bikini line". There are just too many times I am in a suit right now to let that shit go for ten days.

So. I got one lip done. The others will have to wait.