Friday, August 7, 2009

Man. Lots of Bitching and Whining

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Lots of bitching and whining...NOT FROM ME FOR ONCE.

I know, pick your jaw up off of the floor.

It's a shock to me, but not THAT shocking.


Seriously.

In a previous post I mentioned meeting up with some fellow bloggers....
Just because I didn't mention every last one of you on my blogroll doesn't mean I don't want to meet you, cause I really do. I really want to MEAT you. All of you!!

(Yes, I know how to spell meet, but she typo'd it in my comments. Hilarious!)

So to those of you that bitched and whined, 1) stop hanging around Porky, I think his mangina is rubbing off on ya all, you're whining as much as he does and 2) let's do this bitches.

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I make things happen (and not just in your pants).

Tonight is the GIRL'S night that I was so excited about...and GUESS who is joining me?

Guess!

Her! and her hubby are joining Girl's Night (I'm not sure he's aware, but he was enticed by the baseball part of it)...so, see. I make things happen, magical things (and not just in your pants).

Wish me luck and fun, I hope she likes me


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  1. Thanks for commenting on my blog. I love your sense of humor as well.

    Isn't Porkstar just grand ?

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  2. LMAO, OMG you are all on a mission to get me and my balls, what the hell...

    Hilarious post lol

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  3. THAT is awesome!!!! Have fun. I have no doubt that she will love your crazy ass!

    I wanna MEAT you too!

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  4. That is so great. I'm jealous!

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  5. jealous.
    If you're ever in Indy, you let me know!

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  6. Thanks for the love...bitch. So my spell checker used the wrong word. Bitch bitch bitch. I still wanna MEAT you so I can BEET your ass. Damn can you WINE or what?

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  7. Pork does rub on you after a while huh? I find myself more girly thanks to him,lol...you just have to love him.

    I am so jealous I would love to meet you. You are hilarious!

    Have fun tonight!

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  8. How could "she" not like you?????

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  9. Now when do I get to MEAT you, I really want to know!!! Seriously, I think you need to MEAT everyone of us Blogger who make a comment. ;)

    Have a nice evening and all.

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  10. I wish you the best and of course she'll like you, it is impossible not to!!!!

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  11. lol, I so liked you!!!! Thank you so much. We had a blast. Oh and some of these comments (I think you know which ones) are cracking me up!!!!

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  12. It sounds like a great time. And no way that she won't just love you!!!!!

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  13. I'd love to meet every single one of you...absolutely.

    Midwest Mommy...you were HILARIOUS and so much more pretty in person. ;) I had a great time, so glad you two could make it.

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  14. Bitch... evil!

    Nothing wrong with a man bitching.

    And ya'll love me like that.

    Yes i have a pussy, so what!?

    : )

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  15. Tell the truth...were you scared, scared, scared beforehand?

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  16. Who the hell couldn't like you??? Have fun - that is so cool!! And obviously, fill us in!

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  17. I just found your blog and it is freaking hilarious! Love it!!

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C'mon, pull up a therapy couch and tell me all about it...

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