Not Me Monday

I am NOT participating in this today JUST because the new button is so cute, no.

I did NOT hold a pity party for myself this weekend, attendance one.

I did NOT ask WHY ME? Cause what good does that question do?

I did NOT think about breaking into a liquor store for cigarettes as I sat waiting for a police officer to come to the accident I was NOT involved in.

(we are fine and the girl I smashed into is fine as well)


I did NOT phone a friend, only to get voice mail and send me BACK into a pity party.

'Cause I did NOT have a pity party (remember), attendance one.

I did NOT cry my eyes out wondering who my "person" was that I should call in times like these.

I did NOT feel my loneliness most at that point in time.

I did NOT see the sign that I should have just kept my booty home that night instead of going to the beach for fireworks.

I did NOT try explaining the meaning of "gang" to Bubba, when a rowdy group of people all sporting the same color shirts blazed past us yelling.

I did NOT automatically assume the worse that they were in fact in a gang.

I did NOT try to cover up my judgement by comparing them to a family that wears like colored shirts to amusement parks to better keep track of their family members.

I did NOT enjoy a kid birthday party this weekend even though I didn't have kids there.

Lastly, I did NOT take a million pictures at the beach that will probably (not) look like all the other pictures I've taken before.

Whew, good thing none of that happened this weekend, not to me anyway.