It is inviting me to some sweating with the oldies group. In which, I think I might be the oldest.
It's the sweat team. Don't ask me what the hell it is about, but I like to be in the "in" crowd even if it means being sweaty.
I've been informed that my chosen name for this group is.....
ready yourself....
this is really genius...
wait for it...
"Pull my finger"
No, don't really try to pull my finger.
That's the name that was bestowed upon me.
I emailed back.
What in the Fitty Fing F is this?
APPARENTLY, I talk about flatulence or poo too much for someone
Here's what I have to say about that....
Pull *this* bitch!
I immediately denounce this name and give myself a new name, cause I'm rebel like that.
Just because I likes me a fiber one bar (or two, careful if you eat three in one day, yikes), have a post or two about Sharting, effects of Duck Jerky (oldie), or when we tackled the "does a bear shit in the woods" doesn't mean I should get a crappy name like "Pull my Finger"....
Anyway, I will be known now as Gassy McNasty.
That's right folks.
I know. Don't be jealous. MY name rocks. (Especially compared to some of the names in this group, check it out here, or here, in list form. NICE)
So uhm Porky? Look! Everyone Poops.
oh my God I love your blog! I almost fell off my chair. If it makes you feel any better mine is Anal Discharge..
ReplyDeleteStill don't know what to think about that one..lol
Nothing comes out my ass except whats suppose to come out..Why that name not sure..But at least I'm in the group.
Lovin your new name
Blondie, er Anal Discharge...I agree even PULL MY FINGER is better than your name. ;)
ReplyDeleteUm, yeah... I'd take yours over Blondie's. EEK! (LOL!)
ReplyDeleteMine implies that my cooch is sweaty, so... we're all pretty glam!
Btw, I don't poo. That's my story and I'm stickin' with it.
Bev...EVERYONE POOPS. If you don't may I suggest the Fiber One cereal, it'll have you pooing in no time flat.
ReplyDeleteAnal Discharge? That's terrible! Despite being vice president of the group I had no part in coming up with that name. My apologies.
ReplyDeleteSweating with the oldies? Hilarious! But, um, I kind of thought I was older than you. But we can go with you being the oldest. Totally fine with me!
well poo on you! :P hahah hehehe no sorry that's a different KIND of blog.
ReplyDeleteI think your name is fine.
And no the bear doesn't shit in the woods, rememberit's on my front lawn
I love you!!!!! And for the record - I'm not the one coming up with these names.....
ReplyDeleteAnd also for the record - Bev - it fucking makes me laugh so hard when you talk about how you don't like to be called muff sweat... we all know you love it.
I love how Samsmama says she didn't come up with this shit.... LIAR!!!
And Blondie thinkin how she is something special cause she's hanging out with the "cool kids" - ROFLMFAO!!!!
LMFAO!!!
ReplyDeleteHoof Hearted?
ReplyDeleteThat's funny stuff right there!
I love your new name - it's hella classy. Just like you. :)
ReplyDeleteyou make my day! that's why i keep coming back!! lmao!!! too funny
ReplyDeleteOh dear, I think that is one group I am pretty okay with not being part of...but I'll laugh at y'all if that's okay ;)
ReplyDeleteUhm, as shaft honcho of this filthy ass group, you bitches, best cut it out if ya'll don't want me to gag your pie hole and give you a nice pearl necklace... and choke you with it, in the process.
ReplyDeleteBesides, the name was given to me by the higher powers, which, after some ass rubbing and ass kissing worship, that's what was handed down to me.... ok fine i was busy with work and could not think for shit of anything filthy for this baroness of fart-dom.
Cry babies!
and i shit standing up if you must know, just like the gorilla.. i pump my fists on my chest and let it lose...
marking territory with class...NOT GAS! (someone said Stacie?)
Hmm. I don't get why you guys don't like your pork-given name. Personally I like my name. No sweat or gas anywhere near my hot badonkadonk ass slap! Perhaps you should've slept with Ball Sweat too.
ReplyDeleteOh, I never said I didn't LIKE my nickname. ;-) Just that it's kind of nasty. Just like me. You may call me Miss Muff Sweat, if you're nasty.
ReplyDeletePorkStar's comment about pooping like a gorilla CRACKED ME UP!
Hey Courtney I am special my daddy told me so...lol So bite me!
ReplyDeletePersonally I think we should vote for a new name for me but I guess I will take what I can get even if it is nasty.
Stacie I don't blame you for changing your name...so take that bitches...ha.ha...
Ya'll gonna get it from me, I so swear, I'm going to unleash the beast on all your assess. Imma let asssweat lose on her pink hickmovile, a pink pedal tractor with training wheels, run your asses over and bring them over to me in her red wooden toy wagon.
ReplyDelete*Vroooom *vrooom
Go get'em girl, chiquita go get'em!
Does anyone else think Pork is WAY out of control with the "power" he thinks he has?
ReplyDeletethanks... i needed a good laugh!
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