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I really have nothing today...hahahahaha.
Yeah right, let's just repeat last week's. Shall we?
Divorce is on HOLD per/and BECAUSE OF STBE.
He wants to modify the separation papers so that he can get his check deposited into his own account instead of in our joint account, which would HAPPEN AS SOON AS THE FUCKING DIVORCE WAS FINAL.
So he is HOLDING UP THE DIVORCE in order to get WHAT HE'D GET IF THE DIVORCE WAS FUCKING FINAL.
*deep breath*
Am I an idiot or does this make sense to anyone else?
I think he is just trying to piss you off. Jerk.
ReplyDeleteUm, what check?
ReplyDeleteYou're honestly opposed to him having an "accident"? Just something to think about.
Wait... maybe he actually wants to just give you all of the money...maybe he is being generous...maybe he has burlap sacks with money signs on them like the Monopoly guy and he's just giving the shit away!
ReplyDeleteFor. Real.
ReplyDeleteYou know that mojito I had earlier today? That was for you girl.
Deep breaths.
Orgie Meatbag, are you delusional?
ReplyDelete:)
ummmmm me thinks he thought they said trains instead of brains.
ReplyDeleteHuh? No, I don't get it. He is just playing with you isn't he..
ReplyDeleteI'm really not understanding him and I'm not sure how you've been able to keep from physically harming him.
ReplyDeletedeep breaths... deep breaths...
ReplyDeletei agree that you are justifiably frustrated with him! agh. *bang head here*
oh this is taking me back to visions of my divorce. I paid to have the agreement rewritten 3 times because he was afraid of getting screwed...lol
ReplyDeleteJust remember that when you take a deep breath, you have to let it back out again.
Sounds like typical "man" logic...
ReplyDeleteI knew his long lost brother. Good luck, breathe in breathe out. If that doesn't work take out your stress by stabbing his picture with a meat cleaver.
ReplyDeleteI'm with you sister!
ReplyDeleteIts a good thing you are getting a divorced. He sounds like a moron. ;)
ReplyDeleteNo, he's the idiot. And you're a SAINT! I'd have done a drive-by at this point... But, I'm violent and vindicitve that way. bwahh ha ha ha...
ReplyDeleteI agree he is totally doing it to piss you off.. hang in there girl!
ReplyDeleteThat man is the King of All Douchebags! And that's sayin' something.
ReplyDeletePrey Tell, what does STBE stand for? I'm a newbie to your site so bear with me ;)
ReplyDeleteAnd I agree, he sounds like an arse so it's good you're getting that divorce, eh?
What is with this dude???
ReplyDeleteReminds me of my most recent ex. When I filed I was reasonable. I wanted what was mine, to pay my own bills, which meant he would have to pay his bills, and reasonable child support and generous visitation schedule. He fought me on every single item and then some. Took us two stinking years to get through the whole thing and then what we ended up with was EXACTLY what I asked for in the original filing. It only cost us about $20,000 each.
ReplyDeleteJerk is the nicest thing I can think of to call him.
ReplyDeleteHe just cannot stand the thought of life without you, so he is prolonging life with you...yeah that's it:)
ReplyDeleteIt makes no sense, but he sure knows how to push your buttons. Last year we were collecting divorce stories for our a contest, one woman told about how her ex fought tooth and nail to get the wedding china only to send it back to her smashed into very tiny pieces. For her divorce party she celebrated with a phallus shaped cake which she and her friends cut into very tiny pieces. You may want to do that once yours is final, she said it was very cathartic.
ReplyDeleteI'm with every one else, he's no longer playing nice.
ReplyDeleteDamn I feel like I am reading my life. My soon to be ex doesn't want to give me shit. My ex is like yours and ass. Mine has the house, furniture except a couple dressers, a tv and some picture frames. He figures he shouldn't have to pay child support (even though he makes WAY more money than I do) because he has them equal time. **Here is the kicker, He says to me: "Maybe you need to get a real career that pays better" I love what I do asshole. Hang in there hun! Men can be such assholes!
ReplyDeleteHa. What an Assbutt. Tell him to fuck off & just bide your time. He'll eventually want to marry the current or next twat in line & then you will be pulling the strings. Hang in there. (been there, done that) I'm now happily married to hubby #4 for nearly 40 years!
ReplyDeleteIt will soon be done and over with, you will be fine Stace... : )
ReplyDeleteIt sounds like the big Catch 22 of your life right now. Hang in there.
ReplyDeletewhat a fuckwad. oh wait, am i allowed to swear here??
ReplyDeletexoxoxo
Wow. Now I remember why I have never been married. Men are idiots, and the lawyers they hire are even worse (hangs her head in shame for having ever gone to law school).
ReplyDeleteYou're going to need a long vacation when this is all over. I also like the other commenter's suggestion of a divorce party, but instead of a giant phallus, maybe you could find the worst picture you have of him, get it made into the icing, and take some kind of cathartic pleasure in cutting it to shreds.
Then again, you could get the same pleasure from the phallus, but just to insult him some more, maybe you should make it a teeny, tiny cake, if you catch my drift.
Good luck staying sane until it's over.
I LOVE the idea of totally ticks me off tuesday! I just found out that I have icky lyme disease and i thought it'd be ironic if I posted my first "ticks me off" post about how I was somehow bitten by a tick... eew...
ReplyDeleteLove your blog!!