You can even assume, I'm queen of mess ups.
*adjusts crown*
Stacie's Cluster Madness, in FULL EFFECT...
In the meantime...chew on this lil nugget.
I mentioned I had to fight off an old man at the roller skating rink...or I didn't, whatever.
Seriously, I pulled
I kinda get WHY he was there, HOPEFULLY to chaperone.
What I don't get is when a pack of
"So, you're a penguin, huh?"
I look around, as if some other penguin had just walked in the place.
I look around PRAYING some other penguin had just walked in the place.
"Um, yep, I'm a penguin."
My feathers start to ruffle as I watch the group I came in with disperse, finding other kids to
"huh. So, where'd you get your costume?"
Shit, he's still standing there, staring, mumbling and starting to enter my
"That's a really good costume, my cousin got a frog costume just like that, but uh, it's a frog. There's eyes..."
Panicked, I starting looking around the place for my friends, who have now seen what is going on and are flying over
As they pull my feathered wing over to where they are the MAN FOLLOWS...he keeps mumbling....
"Well, it's a really good costume."
For the rest of the time we were there he was staring and standing too close
So really? What the hell? He had to be in his forties acting as he was
Just weird. *says the lady that showed UP in the penguin costume*
*just a note, we had a designated driver DRIVE us to the roller skating rink, no children or way too old men to skate were hurt in this making of this post AND we left the pimp at home as to not scare the children.
I giggle each time I see that penguin suit, lol. I kinda wish you would have gotten a pic of him that might have made me giggle.
ReplyDeleteCreepy guys suck.
I agree...too bad you didn't get a picture of him. You needed to tell him to back off, you were a penguin. You mate for life and you already had your mate.
ReplyDeleteIt is a good costume though, he did have a valid point.
ReplyDeleteHmm, don't know what you're worried about -- he just sounds like a real costume enthusiast! Probably just likes sewing, ya know.
ReplyDeletehahahahaha! Nah, he wanted yo' penguin ass. Maybe he's got a Furry Fetish?
Hahaha! Sorry, this is just so funny !
ReplyDeleteThere is this woman my dad and I both hate, and he told me that if she was the last person on this earth, he would rather go and mate with the penguins. You could be that penguin !
I also wear that "mess up royally" crown.
Maybe he just has a thing for penguins.
ReplyDeleteI agree with the other commentors, he probably has a penguin fetish, a costume fetish, or a fur fetish. I'm not going to Google those (nightmares, ya know) but I'll bet they exist.
ReplyDeleteFace it Stacie...you are just too damned cute to leave alone!
ReplyDeleteI need some laughs and the pictures did just that.
ReplyDeleteLove the public display of silliness. We should all do it. Great post
ReplyDeleteperhaps he has a penguin fetish
ReplyDeleteoh my- well, if you want to avoid this kind of thing in the future...just invite me along.
ReplyDeleteIf there's one weirdo in 100, he will head straight for me. I don't have any idea why.
Well, I do keep a penguin costume with me at all times, that could be it.
Too funny. Love the penguin suit. Where the hell did you find it?
ReplyDeleteI hate creepy guys. I too am a natural magnet for them. And I don't even have a penguin suit.
I hate when people invade your personal space! Very annoying.
ReplyDeleteBTW...thanks for leaving a comment on my blog :)
This just keeps getting funnier with each post! Yes, creepy guys in your space is just about the worst. We were on our way to a wedding on Saturday when I had to stop and get some Advil. I ran in to the store (all dressed up) and a creepy guy followed me around complimenting my dress! ICK!
ReplyDeleteoh you were hit on by a Furry! :p
ReplyDeleteOh my word, you are too funny! You need to make a book, not for your kids but for grownups who need a laugh.
ReplyDeletePs I thought you were a pretty hot penguin, I guess that dude did too.
He could have instead gone to the blonde and said "so, you're a wench!"
ReplyDeleteHaha. I'm in my 40s, and I would totally his on a sexy 30-something penguin who walked into my life :-P
LOL. I can understand where he was coming from. I hit on pengiuns all of the time especially at the roller rink. :)
ReplyDeleteHopefully you had a good time.
There was this episode of CSI once that was about these people who get dressed up as animals, go to a conference, and hook up still dressed as animals. I forget what they're called, but basically it's a sexual kink/fetish. They're attracted to people who are dressed in animal costumes. They'll even groom the fake fur coats and hump each others legs like dogs. Maybe this guy was one of those people. From the looks of it, you were the only animal in the group.
ReplyDeleteSorry if that freaked you out worse. Maybe he just likes "Happy Feet."
Please Staci..your last comment about the animal sex kink stuff with furry animals made me spew my diet Coke. It was probably that little pointed tail that penguins have that got his attention.
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