It was NOT me who laughed so hard that make-up streaked down my face.
It was NOT me sportin a Penguin costume for a Halloween party.
It was NOT me who stroked the beak of the Penguin costume, in the most perverted kind of way.
It was NOT me who went to pick up friend's 13 year old daughter from the skating rink, in a Penguin costume that I did NOT wear.
It was NOT me who had to fend off an old man at the skating rink, that I did not go to to embarrass the 13 year old in a Penguin costume that I did not wear.
It was NOT me who lost playing spoons and it was NOT me who slapped some people around with the wings of the Penguin costume that I did not wear.
It was NOT me who got all emotional about friend's daughter turning 13.
It was NOT me who hugged her every time she walked by me.
It was NOT me cursing when said 13 year old woke up with a fever the next morning.
Probably the damn swine flu. Can Penguins get the swine flu?
Oh and the weekend did NOT end there.
It was NOT me that was so excited for another night out Saturday.
It was NOT me that bought a new pair of heels just for the occasion.
It was NOT me that was SLIGHTLY disappointed when plans changed from bar scene to whirly ball scene.
It was NOT me that had no clue what Whirly Ball was.
It was NOT me that decided F-it, heels were still going to be worn.
It was NOT me that laughed her ass off while driving a bumper car, in hot ass trout heels, trying to score.
It was NOT me that lost every Whirly Ball game but looked fine as hell losing.
I don't know who it was, but that person had a kick ass weekend, with her kick ass friends!
I am NOT jealous of her one bit.
hahahaha awesome.. and the penguin custome is just funny as all hell lmao
ReplyDeleteGlad to hear you had fun.. or not.. or whatever.
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You are one fun penguin, Stacey!!
ReplyDeleteYou are a riot!
ReplyDeletehere's the new shoes, which were called TROUT shoes cause they do kinda look like a trout...but they are hot...hot trout...
ReplyDeletehttp://www.maurices.com/product/index.jsp?productId=3754636
LOL Sounds like you should wear that Penguin suit everywhere! Too funny:)
ReplyDeleteLOL! good luck with the penguin flu!
ReplyDeleteI'm a little jealous of you weekend! Mine was spent cleaning and hosting a yard sale. No penguins in site!
ReplyDeleteAnd now I'm off to look at your shoes so I can have shoe envy to go with my weekend envy.
(Thanks for your comment on my blog!)
Well, you had more fun than me! It was NOT me that made 40 cupcakes and took 4 hours to ice those f@ckers!
ReplyDeleteI did NOT have a great weekend as well, but in an entirely different vein.
ReplyDeleteHaha. Mom's nights out are NOT absolutely vital! Loved yours.
ReplyDeleteI'm trying to work out the connection between penguins, spoons and Halloween. After much thought I'm coming to the conclusion that there is none.
ReplyDeleteThe costume is awesome. I also like you ride bumber car in heels trying to score. LOL. Sounds like an awesome weekend.
ReplyDeleteYou've made me think about penguins in an entirely new way.
ReplyDeleteHaha, love the penguin costume! Especially the red bow tie :) So you had to fight an old man off? That sounds like an interesting story within itself!
ReplyDeleteLoving the penguin
ReplyDeletelol, LOVE the costume!!!
ReplyDeleteLoving the Penguin costume!
ReplyDeleteThat costumes is hilarious! Glad you had a fun weekend! I'm off to figure out wtf a Whirly Bar is and to check out the new shoes.
ReplyDeleteA-ha! Whirly BALL! I get it now. That's just funny! And yes, the shoes are hot!
ReplyDeleteYay! Too bad it wasn't you, because that weekend sounds fantastic!! I totally want to hang out with that Penguin chick! :D
ReplyDeleteDid you have hot, steamy, penguin sex ?
ReplyDeleteIt wasn't me that read this with a smile on my face. Nice to read about your great weekend.
ReplyDeleteNot me LMAO!!!
ReplyDeleteomg I love it! I bet that poor girl was mortifed that you showed up in a penguin outfit!!! She'll always remember you lol.
ReplyDeleteLove the blog -following!
Why did you have to TRY to score? sounds to me like you could have scored with the old man at the skating rink hee hee! I am glad you are having a kick ass time!
ReplyDeletelol you crack me up! those shoes from Maurices ARE hot!
ReplyDeleteAnd for a random side note... I used to work at Maurices.
Whirlyball is such a gas!! Cool that you enjoyed yourself. Feel sorry for the 13 year old, though.
ReplyDeleteToo funny!!! Now I'm jealous!!!
ReplyDeleteGlad you had such a great time! Now, where is the picture of the heels!!
ReplyDeleteWhirrly ball in heels? You totally rock.
ReplyDeleteLOL... It is Not me laughing my ass off in Lower Alabama...heeeheee
ReplyDeleteIt sounds like a good time. What are trout heels? Some kind of fishy feet to go with the penguin outfit?
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