-if you're going to follow me on Twitter, why would you keep your status private?
-why the hell do I care? I'm never on Twitter.
-can I say Twitter one more time? TWIT.
-On the mom situation. I know she NEEDS to go. I know it has NOTHING TO DO WITH ME.
-I'm the only reason (and my brother, I suppose) she's been here for as long as she has.
-Apparently even 50-something year olds can still act like immature children, kicking and screaming when their toy has been taken away.
-Idiots.
-I'm going to have a piece of cheesecake, f*ck it.
-I was mean to Porky yesterday, sorry bud. It's easier to be angry (snarky) than sad. I took it out on your scrawny ass; I'm sorry. I got your love package, ;) thank you.
-I ate that cheesecake too fast, feeling sick now.
-I need to get back to exercising.
-I hate the cold, but what I hate more is my co-worker blowing her heater right at her cootch making the office smell like hot fish.
-I think I just puked up a little of my cheesecake.
-I'm taking pictures for a high school senior this weekend, any tips?
-I'm attending a 60th birthday party this weekend. I might break out the heels and get gussied up.
-There is something to be said about a friend that you've had for YEARS. They are a priceless gift of knowledge about you, your family and your heart. I love you Kimmy Sue.
-It's about time I go visit her again. Perhaps for Thanksgiving again.
K, there's plenty more, but it's so snarky and mean spirited that I'm going to end this and say have a happy weekend.
Hot tuna? Yikes...that's just foul...
ReplyDeleteI'm 50 or so.... shit another blogger young enough to be my kid.
ReplyDeleteOff to kill myself.... lol
Ah ... I can smell it from here ... Anyway - one of my favorite quotes - "A friend is someone who knows EVERYTHING about you, and like you anyway."
ReplyDeleteOMG now I want cheesecake
ReplyDeleteOrgie Meatball...hungry? *gag*
ReplyDeleteVodka Logic...my mom was like 10 when she had me ;)
Lceel...lmao and I love that quote too.
Stacy...really? it was a key lime one. *drool*
Oh Lord. Space heater up the cootchie. Doesn't get any nastier than that.
ReplyDeleteHope you have a great weekend! Enjoy the party! :)
Oh, holy hell, I think I just puked up a little bit of your cheesecake, too. So wrong!
ReplyDeleteAnd I love how in your apology you are kind enough to refer to his "scrawny ass". Priceless!
i just snorted! LOL
ReplyDeleteewwww hot fish?!?! nasty!
ReplyDeleteawww no worries Stace, i know you've been going through stuff and I often get my head chopped off at no moment's notice. I keep the head attached to the body with invissible tape and chewing gum... that's why I feels like a bobblehead sometimes.
ReplyDeleteAnd the hot fish? LMAO
Hot Fish - Weird. LOL. I am still focused on that thought and smell.
ReplyDeleteGees, you could smell it at your desk??? Ick. Ewwwww
ReplyDeleteYour co-worker and the heater . . . it's going to take me a while to get over that one!
ReplyDeleteOk. The cooch heater cracked me the fuck up. You would be laughing too if you didn't have to actually smell it. Ick. Why would you need a heater aimed at your crotch anyways. Did she piss herself and try to dry it up?
ReplyDeleteMean to Porky? You bitch! But I love ya anyways.
On the senior pictures, if it's a dude, do not take pictures of him sitting on his knees. It's not a good look.
ReplyDeleteHot tuna!?! OMG...that is too freakin funny. I was really craving some cheesecake BUT I think I will have to pass on that one now. LOL
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