To understand Twitter. Cause I don't. I mean, I know how to use it and I see the useage, but I don't see the point, for me.
The only reason I even have an account is because
Want:
I read this post title today and thought, damn, I want MY leather couch to see some action.
Action other than the hours I sit on it watching dvr'd shows...or Spongebob if my kids have any say in the matter.
But even though the cleanup would be a snap, really? Do I really want to have my children sit on that couch after I've "been" there?
Well. The cleanup would be a snap.
WANT:
Speaking of TV...anyone watch Heroes? I just started watching (so don't really ask me what the hell is going on, cause beats me) um, this dude...
HOT...and BAD....HOT.
Want:
I'm sure there's some medical explaination for this, something hormone related or pheramone related, but I want to know why Aunt Flo and the want for sex go hand in hand.
Cause it's a tease, ya know, I'm single. It's not like I can roll over and tell the hubby, get a towel baby it's on.
Not that I ever did that...oh wait, this isn't Not Me Thursday is it? Damn.
Want:
To get through this damn flu season so I can stop hearing about the damn flu season. Anyone else sick of hearing about it?
Want:
To say F-U to my telephone company. Really? Assholes!
It cost ME almost $50.00 to get my phone service moved over to the new house. Except once I got my bill, they didn't change the service to MY name. So I call again, oh! It will be another $35 to have the account put in my name. SERIOUSLY?
But, I want a house phone...with the same phone number we've had and that my kids have learned. Fuckers (Telephone company, not the kids)
Want:
Now that we're a one income with a side of child support family, I've been scared about the finances. Remember I said to remind me how much I LOVED my house and the idea of owning my own when my first mortgage payment was due?
yeah. It's due. November 1st.
I still do love the house, actually more and more as the time passes...but now that I have this mortgage I need to evaluate my needs vs wants.
WE don't need a damn thing...
but wants...well...let's see:
new bed.
vacation.
new table and chairs.
vacation.
you get the point.
Well, I'm sure you WANT to get the hell out of here and stop reading my ramblings...so go forth, blog, read and have a fantastic Thursday.
I'm telling you, Stacie, hysterectomy is the way to go. Keep the ovaries and nothing changes really except NO Aunt Flo! Hee! Haw!
ReplyDeleteI'm with you on the wants vs. needs thing. Everything I want is met with a tiny voice in the back of my head saying "Hhhhmmmmm. Really? College next year, sister. College books, college tuition, college $$$...." I hate that voice.
I get the wants and needs. I want a ton of things, but need hardly anything. I also get the one income with a side of shitty child support. SUCKS! I got rid of Flo, she was a pain in my uterus, and the funeral we had for her was lovely, complete with a casket from Wal Mart.
ReplyDeleteI didn't get Twitter at first either, but now I LOVE IT. ;p
ReplyDeleteI have so many wants right now, because it really sucks being so broke this year.
I want to get the fuck out of North Dakota, that's for sure!
wants are what income tax money is for!!!! that's when i get what i "want"!
ReplyDeleteI am so with you about twitter. I just don't get it, and it makes me feel like the nerdy kid that sat alone at the lunch table.
ReplyDeleteAnd that dude is totally cool, and I've been watching from the beginning. I'm totally ready for his personality to be linked back up with his body.
Hell, I use Twitter all the time and I am not sure I understand it. It feeds my need for attention though, so there's that ;)
ReplyDeleteRemember how much you love your house!!!
I want Zachary Quinto too! HOTNESS
ReplyDeleteok, twitter...I used to have it because I thought it was so cool you could read every thought and know where all the celebs were. then I realized no one really cares what I post and all the magazines report on celeb tweets anyways, so I canceled my account. never missed it since. does flu season ever end?
ReplyDeleteGo get a towel baby because it's on, I might have busted up over that one!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI like me some twitter. When I am watching my shows at night it is a great way to interact with others and shoot the shit. I have also found some really great bloggers by people tweeting about them. :-)
I am completely sick about hearing about the Flu every time i turn on the TV too.
ReplyDeleteI want to get the picture of you having sex with your monthly dot out of my head immediately.
ReplyDeleteI love twitter... and I love that, It cleans easily ..go for it
ReplyDeleteAunt Flow is in town and I totally want to get it on right about now........
ReplyDeleteGood think I'm not on Twitter. This morning I took a huge dump and clogged the toilet. Had I been on Twitter all over my little Twores (twitter whores) would've heard all about it.
it will all work out
ReplyDeleteWant:
ReplyDeleteYou. On the couch. Now.
Love the whole couch thing. LOL. Twitter is awesome once you get use to it.
ReplyDeleteI'm over the Twitter thing. I don't have time to keep up with it.
ReplyDeleteI want "everything" but I Need nothing
ReplyDeleteAunt Flo left me when I was over weight. She came back after I lost 18 pounds! I hate her!
ReplyDeleteAll I want is for Aunt Flo to go AWAY!!!!! I don't need her, My youngest child is 22 y/o...why would I need to have Aunt Flo visit anymore???
I don't get Twitter at all either! I keep trying, but it bores me.
ReplyDeleteI want so many things, too, but I know I don't NEED 'em. But yes, I want new dishes and new towels and a new driveway that I won't fall off of and hit trees... and a side of Sylar wouldn't be too bad, either.
Girl, I hear ya. Still, you have to satisfy some of those wants or you'll go nuts!!
ReplyDeleteTake it from someone who's already around the bend.
I LOVE your ramblings!! And I LOOVE LOVE LOVE "Fuckers (Telephone company, not the kids)" HAHAHAHAHA That seriously had me laughing out loud. HAHA
ReplyDeleteAnd I always wonder when I look at the couch or the kitchen counter if people can look at my face and it gives away all the naughty things that have been done there. But I figure, eh, people have sat on my bed and the KNOW what naughty things I have done there soo... it balances out :) Plus... the couch can be sooo oooohhh ohhhh fun! :)
Nice to see an honest want list that doesn't just include world peace and health....Duh, don't we ALL want that?
ReplyDelete$35. to put the bill in your name?!! That is crazy! They should be happy that you pay it. Great post.
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