Welp, another Monday is here.
At least this is a short week! Makes today seem a little more bearable.
These are the things that I did NOT do this weekend.
I did not spend HOURS playing with my new phone Friday night, while the kids did NOT watch Christmas movies.
I did not call said phone CUTE a million times.
I did NOT spend the rest of the night TEXTING...cause I don't do text.
I did not curse that CUTE MANAGEABLE yard this weekend while raking.
I did not consider having some trees removed from the yard.
I did not under ANY circumstance shake my butt, sing OR talk to myself while raking.
That's just crazy and I am NOT crazy.
I did not stand in line to see the new movie, New Moon. Ok, I did stand in line, but I surely did not squeal like the 12 year olds that were in front of us. Cause I'm an adult.
*ahem*
I did not gasp out loud at the sight of a 17 year old actor.
I do NOT believe that he is only 17, nor do I think that is even RIGHT for a "boy" to look that damn fine.
I did not just type that.
Yesterday when both kids were home from their dad's and other weekend visiting, it did NOT take me about 10 minutes of listening to their bickering to start day dreamin how quiet my weekends are when they are gone and start counting down the minutes till they will be with their dads again.
I did not immediately get mad at myself and then yell at them to PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF PETE STOP ARGUING. The mother of the year award is still in my reach...so I couldn't/wouldn't/shouldn't have done all of that.
I hope you all had a great weekend and that nothing you did will come back to haunt you in 9 months.
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Unfortunately, my life is far more boring than yours. If I were to say I didn't do something, like the dishes or the laundry, chances are I really didn't do them. Now I've gone and made myself feel like a total loser on a Monday.
Can I make something up?
I didn't bungee jump off the Brooklyn Bridge, hook up with a rock star, or write a novel in one night this weekend.
See that made me sound a little cooler. Too bad I really didn't do any of those things. :(
Very funny. Glad you didn't do any of those things!
Pearl
I have to say, that I am glad I am not the only mom who thinks like that!!
I may have said this before, but I wish my kids father lived someplace else..
17? Shake? Text?
I believe you.
Are you sure you didn't shake your butt while raking? Absolutely sure?
And they call ME a perve?
I did NOT go to a KISS concert and take photos with every Gene Simmons lookalike in the house.
I love that you are into a 17 yr old plus shaking your butt while raking leaves. LOL. Sounds fun!
Oh. I sometimes look forward to when J-bug is with her dad. But as soon as she's gone I miss her. I usually spend my free time moping around.
I can't wait to see the movie so I can salivate over a 17 year old!
Alright, I did NOT laugh really hard at the very last line! Because I did NOT try to get knocked up this weekend.
Nope it won't come back to haunt me. You are one funny lady.
LOL! I miss Not Me Monday.. hey wait.. it's STILL Monday..
Let's see if I can come up with anything I did "NOT" do.. I think I am with Staci as far as everything I "did NOT" do I REALLY did NOT do. LOL
Miss reading! I rarely ever read blogs or post anymore. I miss it!
See, that is the difference between you and me. I could shake my butt once and hit a tree and all the leaves would fall, eliminating having to rake more than once. Get a bigger butt and you won't have to curse your yard.
lol I must be one of the few who did not ( for real) go see New Moon..... and don't plan on seeing it ever.
It is very hard to believe he is only 17!!
Sounds like you did NOT have a great weekend. Hopefully this one will be better. ;)
You did NOT make me laugh out loud today! Happy Thanksgiving!
I am so jealous. NEW MOON!! Yes, I'm a squealer - and not ashamed to admit it!
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