Not me Monday...

Are you all READY to hear how my Thanksgiving went???

In Not me style.

And GO.

I did not grumble on my way to a buffet for my Thanksgiving feast (?). I don't ever grumble.

I did not stall as long as I could before leaving and I most certainly was NOT five minutes or so late.

I did not plaster a smile on my face and muddle through the meal.

I did not anticipate it being as nice as it was...yet didn't anticipate how lovely it would be sitting by my Stepdad's new girlfriend...NOT.

I did not repeat quietly to myself, several times to wipe the look of disgust off of my face before anyone else saw it.

I did not go home after lunch and cook a fantastic dinner for the kids and I.

I most certainly did not have TWO plates full of food cause it was soo good.

I did not wake up 1/2 hour AFTER the time I wanted to leave town on Friday.

I did not get lost for the millionth time trying to find best friend's house.

I did not forget my razor, wow, hair grows quickly in areas you don't want hair.

Bubba did NOT barge into the bathroom catching me naked and ask what all that was growing DOWN THERE. (That'd be embarrassing)

I did not THOROUGHLY ENJOY my time with best friend and her kids.

I did NOT love the drive home, oh wait, that's true, the ride home sucked ass.

I did not listen to the Bears on the ride home, cause I knew they were going to get their asses kicked. *kicks dirt*

I did not sigh loudly as I laid my head down in my own bed last night.

I did not wake up late and crabby this morning.