Are you all READY to hear how my Thanksgiving went???
In Not me style.
And GO.
I did not grumble on my way to a buffet for my Thanksgiving feast (?). I don't ever grumble.
I did not stall as long as I could before leaving and I most certainly was NOT five minutes or so late.
I did not plaster a smile on my face and muddle through the meal.
I did not anticipate it being as nice as it was...yet didn't anticipate how lovely it would be sitting by my Stepdad's new girlfriend...NOT.
I did not repeat quietly to myself, several times to wipe the look of disgust off of my face before anyone else saw it.
I did not go home after lunch and cook a fantastic dinner for the kids and I.
I most certainly did not have TWO plates full of food cause it was soo good.
I did not wake up 1/2 hour AFTER the time I wanted to leave town on Friday.
I did not get lost for the millionth time trying to find best friend's house.
I did not forget my razor, wow, hair grows quickly in areas you don't want hair.
Bubba did NOT barge into the bathroom catching me naked and ask what all that was growing DOWN THERE. (That'd be embarrassing)
I did not THOROUGHLY ENJOY my time with best friend and her kids.
I did NOT love the drive home, oh wait, that's true, the ride home sucked ass.
I did not listen to the Bears on the ride home, cause I knew they were going to get their asses kicked. *kicks dirt*
I did not sigh loudly as I laid my head down in my own bed last night.
I did not wake up late and crabby this morning.





































16 Sharing the Madness:
someone was crabby huh? yeah i think we discussed that, lol..
that part about Bubba barging into the bathroom cracked me the hell up big time lmao
Awesome weekend for you dear. : )
I'm loving the new festive look!
Sounds like you had a good time overall. I can just visualize you sitting in the buffet muttering to yourself as you sit next to your stepdad's new lady friend. Did you think about locking HER in the ladies' room?
LMAO about your kid coming in when you were naked!! I couldn't sleep last night I was so excited about school being back in today! I got up before my alarm. Just popped outta bed!
So the food was good...that much I'm getting! :)
Glad that some of your holiday was nice.
Could you come over and not cook a delicious meal at my house? Please?
Love the new background! I'm laughing along with Lee about your son walking in on you naked! I'm glad part of your holiday was good.
I love the 'look of disgust' comment...I've had to do that as well. ;)
loooove your christmasy background :)
So the beginning and the end, not so good, but the middle (minus the barging in while naked part) were awesome?
:)
Bubba really didn't do that? Wow, you were lucky...
It's okay for a little stubbly. Your background is cool. Glad that you sorta had a fun day.
I hate forgetting my razor! It really is amazing how fast things turn jungle-y!
Sorry your "feast" was less than awesome, but I'm glad you enjoyed the rest of your time off!
Love the new backdrop.
Baby Girl calls is fur... like it is an animal. (insert eye roll AND a big sigh)
Hey, you redecorated! Looks holly and jolly. Sounds like you had a perfectly wonderful holiday weekend.
See, you did it girl! You pulled up them britches and made a yummy dinner in a too small oven, and hey, maybe an embarrassing naked moment will be your new Thanksgiving tradition.
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