6/22 – 7/22
Year 2010 Overview
One thing that all Crabs (astrological Cancers or the seafood type of crab) know deep in their hearts is that someone, somewhere out there knows how great it would be to bust them wide open and eat them with melted butter. (WHAT????)
The big news for you this year, Cancer, is that Pluto has moved into your Seventh House, which rules marriage, partnerships and close relationships. This means that someone may very well be cracking your heart open in the next year.
(PANIC ATTACK)
Cancer has a bit of a reputation for enjoying doom and gloom. You don't. You just seem to get more than your fair share of it. It must be that thick shell of yours. Everyone assumes you can just take it.
The good news is that you earned that reputation because you can take it, and more. And often, your greatest moments come when you have overcome the greatest obstacles. Thankfully, the roadblocks you face in 2010 won't be that devastating, but they'll certainly give you an opportunity to shine. New support and new energy will be entering your life from unexpected and overlooked people and things, and you'll be able to soar above it all!
Isn't that just the best horoscope EVER???? wow. Now I'm ready, come on 2010, BRING IT.
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I out of here, hope you all have a safe and wonderful New Years.
You crab you. I have studied crabs for a long time. Fascinating critters.
ReplyDeleteNow you've made me hungry ! I want some king crab with butter !
ReplyDeleteThat's my horoscope too, Stacie! I felt the same way - I don't wanna be cracked open and eaten with butter! WAH!
ReplyDeleteBut we shall endure.... :)
Happy New Year!
xoxo
Bust wide open and eat with butter sauce? WTF kind of horoscope IS this?
ReplyDeleteI need to go find mine...
Happy New Year!
Happy New Year. Wish I was a crab now.xx
ReplyDeleteWow. Just wow. I'm a little scared. I don't wnat to know mine.
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