Pork in Chicago *oinkalicious*

As I mentioned...I went downtown to Chicago to meet a blogging friend, Le PORKSTAR.





It was cold, rainy/sleety, and windy. Pretty typical, I suppose, for December.



Me in the Bean.

Porky and I walked our happy asses all around and even braved the blustery lakefront walk full of goose poo.

By goose poo, I mean PILES AND PILES of shit.

Disgusting.

He thought it was the true representation of freedom. I think he wanted to drop trow and shit there too.

(To each his own Porkster, TO.EACH.HIS.OWN)



We set our sites on Navy Pier, in the summer, this walk would probably be awesome...not that it wasn't spectacular in December...no, not at all. I love being pelted in the face (WHAT???) with SLEET.



Once inside, Navy Pier did NOT dissappoint. Not only was it warm, but it was decorated to the max. I loved every minute of it.



I snapped these nuggets while Porky was snappin a duece in the restroom.

I begged him to go sit on Santa's lap, he wouldn't. I had to capture some random kids...in their enjoyment instead.

PARTY POOPER PORKY. :P



He was all about deep throating his ice cream cone though...



He could work that cone like no other "straight" guy I've met.

*raises one eyebrow*

Anyway.

We walked around Navy Pier and found THIS GEM...The Winter Wonderland. IN all of it's glory. Behold....



It really was GLORIOUS...I'm not one for a million lights, but here? It just WORKED...I wished at that point that I had the kids with me so they could see too.



Moving on.

Size does matter...


It's "hard" to see me from the steam I created when I straddled that big anchor.

*innocent look*

After Navy Pier we hiked it over to Daley Plaza. I needed to see the new less expensive tree that was put up this year.



I'm all for saving money and well by the looks of this tree I sure hope someone's pocket is fatter.

It really wasn't HORRIBLE, just not nearly as fantastic as it has been in years past.



Once we were good and frozen again we ventured over to Macy's (?) (Marshall Field's?? Whichever) Look at THEIR tree...



Not sure what floor this was from...but this is looking over the edge, which was pretty scary...and made my stomach turn.



It was a long day, lots of walking...but it was a good time. Except the part about having to wait 2 hours for the train home because I can't read a schedule. Yeah, we will just forget about that part. :)

SO Porky? It was great to meet ya, you HORSE'S ASS YOU.



*and this is how I know we're friends, cause we saw this horse's ass at the same time AND both whipped out the cameras to take a picture. *giggle* Only difference is that you got all drooly about how nice and plump that horse's ass was...pervert.

*muah* it was a good time, good time indeed. Thanks for coming to visit. Next time, no CHICAGO IN DECEMBER, mmmk?