So Thanksgiving weekend I went to see my best friend down in the St. Louis area.
Saturday night we took the kids bowling, on our way home we drove through this "square". I say "square" cause it's what it reminded me of, except it was a circle.
Whatever.
In the middle of the circle was a beautiful tree, Kimmy Sue, decided we should take a drive around it five times a few times. On round two, I see the Santa house, and low and behold, SANTA IS IN.
"SAAAANNNNTTTTAAAA" I yelled!
The kids start chanting, I continue my Santa screaming, Kimmy did a few more trips around the circle.
"Let's stop!" I exclaim to the cheering kids in the back of the van.
Stop we did.
The windows were carefully decorated, the Christmas spirit whistling through the air.
The An__ues were on display...
The sleigh is waxed and ready for snow...
The girls were feeling Sassy, waiting for their turn to sit on the fat jolly man's lap.
Each one, giggling with pure joy of the season.
First sugarplum is B...
The joy in Santa's eyes spills over as B tells him she would like a DSi this year. He beamed when he handed her a candy cane.
Next up - KK.
Santa chuckled shaking his belly like bowlful of jelly as KK asked for the same thing her sister wanted, a DSi.
He lovingly smiled as she shook her head answering "YES, I have been a good girl"
Then it is my Buggy girl's turn, almost the same height as Santa, she plops down on his knee.
"How about you little girl? What would you like this Christmas?" the rosey cheek Santa asked.
Her list went on...
and on....
Santa, is clearly in shock at the number of items on her list and how she rattles them off soo fluently. He anxiously shovs a candy cane into her hand and looks over at the boy with a sour face.
"Hello young man, what is YOUR name?"
Not answering Bubs hops up on the red suited man's knee.
"What would YOU like for Christmas this year?"
"EVERYTHING." Bubba states proudly.
"Everything???" Santa looks at Bubs with a Reindeer in head lights look.
"YEP, EVERYTHING..."
"Do you like Transformers? GI JOE?" Santa searched and searched his memory for toys made in his workshop.
"I like ANYTHING to do with killing..."
*crickets*
*still in shock*
*WTF???*
From my greedy, loves killing lovely family to yours, I hope your season is bright...We'll be on the therapy couch if you need us.
Thursday, December 3, 2009
Tis the season...????
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ROFLMAO @ Bubba
That was one hilarious ending hahaha
Nice post, and adorable pictures. Poor Santa
Hahahaha...Bubba was just playing "Stump Santa Speechless!"
OMG! Best Christmas post EVER. EVER!
It warms my black & charred little heart. :)
Oh my gosh this made me laugh out loud!!!
gawwwwd! this was funny! the hair on my need-to-be-shaved legs is even standing up! and i love the an ues display! at first i was like...wtf?...then i caught it! hahahaha! loved it!
what great lists!!! hahahaaha
Honey...you have your hands full!!
anything to do with killing...that's certainly going to make Santa's year!
Oh Bubba- you are hilarious.
LOL. Llove the Christmas lists. Looks and sounds like it was a cool trip. Glad you and the kids had fun.
I still don't know what an nes are.
Those kids are too funny! Looks like a great place and that Santa looked rather authentic. I enjoy a REAL beard so much as opposed to those fakies.
Anuses! That is awesome. I love that.
Once a light went out in a Shoe Carnival sign and it said HOE CARNIVAL.
It was amazing.
OMG...lol Honesty is very important and you've got that nailed! Those kids just spoke the truth:)
HI.LAR.IOUS.
poor santa!!
omg. i'm cracking up!!!
you made my night!
happy holidays honey!!
xoxoxoxo
Fantastic pictures! I need a Santa like that to come to my house.
At least they were honest. I love it. That picture makes Bubba look like he is manically laughing. I love it.
Oh do your kids provide you with ample blog fodder, or what?!
LOVE it! And what a fantastic display, love your photos.
Weell...at least it is honest. My kid will be the one behind yours saying. "Hmmmm Santa. I think I want a rope. and if you tie it for me that would be good."
ROFLMAO I read this out loud to hubby, not thinking little ears were listening. two mintues later, my sweet baby came up to me and said "I want to tell Santa I want a rope for Christmas" Uhhhh. oops?
Anything to do with killing. The boy's got dreams.
The girls look great in the photos. Bubba.....a little scary.
Such wonderful pictures! But the story behind it is even better!
LMFAO!! OMG! I am rollling here! That was an AWESOME photo montage! LOVE IT! HAHAHA
"anything to do with killing" BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
Anything to do with killing - that's freakin' hilarious!
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