Thursday, January 14, 2010

Dog snuggles?

Online Dating, Take one.
Scene.
My mom out on a date with man from dating site.

Nice resturant, good food, great wine.

guy- do you like camping?
mom- yes! I do, I love to camp and be outdoors.
guy- do you like dogs?
mom- yes, I've trained some of our dogs and have had dogs.
guy- do you mind if the dogs sleep with you?
mom- I'd prefer the dogs not sleep with me.
guy- oh, that's not cool. My dogs sleep in my sleeping bag with me.

*crickets*

guy- so if you and I are having sex in my sleeping bag under the stars I would want the dogs in the sleeping bag with us.

mom *chokes on drink*

guy- ok, this isn't going to work out.

-exit stage left.


THIS my friends is online dating....even after all this my mom STILL thinks it wise (or she has a sick sense of humor) that I join...and ya know, give it a whirl.

*blink blink*

I don't think so, though it would prove to be good blog material....


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  1. Um ... seriously??? What a whack-job. Look, if nothing else, it gave you some great material for your blog right?

    Come to think of it - maybe I should go on a few online match dates just so I can get some sweet material.
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  2. Bwa..ha.ha.ha.. it doesn't take online dating to find this kind of stuff. I've decided that there are dog lovers and then there are DOG LOVERS.

    Hell, even my boyfriend lets his dog sleep UNDER THE SHEETS, muddy paws and all. That is absolutely gross! Dog hair and pawprints on the sheets and he wonders why I don't stay over? "Oh but baby, I have clean sheets we can put on" Still ewwww... because the damn dog will continue his behavior while I'm there! (because he can do it when I'm not)
    Ick! Ick! Ick!

    As Doc Abbey says in The Truth About Cats and DOgs... You can love your pet.. just don't LOVE your pet. ;)
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  3. Wow, seriously? How is there even room for all that, lol?
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  4. I had this insanely funny comment running through my head about sheep - but then I though I'd better not.
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  5. I did eHarmony. It ended horribly. But then I also randomly met this guy, not through a dating site but through blogs, and he turned out to be a dream. So you know...

    I feel like maybe that guy's animals should be put in protective custody.
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  6. Note to self: When on a first date, don't mention having sex with date in a sleeping bag containing me, date and pets.
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  8. Please do it. Please, please, please, pretty please with a cherry on top.

    I'm always amazed at the number of weirdos that exist in this world.
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  9. lmfao... uhm... i dont know what to say about that... i wonder what else he does to that dog
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  10. That's were I met Mr. Peach Tart over 5 1/2 years ago. But well I did have to kiss about a few dozen damn nasty frogs to find him.
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  11. We need some more humor. Come on Stac, do it for the blog!
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  12. Wow, that guy is fucking crazy ! I can't believe he was the one to suggest that it wasn't gonna work out. So he was the douche AND gave your mom the boot ? Soooo not fair !
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  13. The man sounds rude and invasive. I think that I would rather not date than have to deal with such a bunch of BS.
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  15. What the hell!? In the sleeping bag with them while they have sex, and should someone even be talking about sex that soon if they just met!? Holy cow.
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  16. Oh. My. Word. And he wonders why he is single?

    I say she keeps up with the online dating and you keep blogging about it. This stuff is gold!
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  17. Is it wrong that I picture a part of the man's anatomy being mistaken for a bone?
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  18. I didn't see anything wrong with this story. LOL. Disturbing that he would ask about sex on the 1st date.

    Happy Friday!
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  19. LOL! Nice conversation for a first date...

    I say give it a whirl - but be safe! You never know what kind of dog snuggling wack jobs are out there!
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  20. great blog! as for online dating...i've sworn off it myself, having had too many not-good experiences, ranging from the annoying to the devastating. i'd only recommend doing it if you're feeling very, very detached from the whole process and have NO expectations. which, if you're looking for the love of your life, begs the question: what's the point? :)
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  21. Hilarious! At least the guy cut straight to the chase. Imagine if she'd found all this out after dating for a month or two.

    Woof.
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  22. As dadshouse said, at least she learned this up front.

    And that "online dating as the basis for a blog" idea is wonderful. Go for it!
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  24. What a freak. Although, isn't it nicer than going home with said guy because you got wasted at a bar only to wake up with him and the dog in the morning?
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  25. Here's a dumb question or two. If he sleeps in a sleeping bag, I would assume he lives in a tent or is otherwise homeless. So why is he spending money on Match.com or some other site? Shouldn't he be using it for rent or a mattress? And where is he plugging in the computer?

    Either way, creepy, creepy, but it does make for good blogging material.
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