Really???

I was walking to pick up Buggy from Karate the other night when a car full of kids (or what I assume were kids) started chanting, "MILF, MILF, MILF" from their car windows.

I was too embarrassed to acknowledge them.

I wonder though, how did they know I was a Mom?

Does my hair scream MOM.

I wasn't driving the MOM mobile, my lovely mini-van named Val.

I wasn't sporting MOM jeans up to my waist, or flooded above my ankles.

Really??? 

Not that I'm embarrassed to be a MOM or anything, but is it just assumed that a youngish/oldish lady is a MOM? 

I guess I should be happy that they weren't chanting OLIF (Old lady I'd F*) or something...



In other news, I opened a bill here at work.  The note at the bottom says, "Your account is seriously past due"...Seriously?  Seriously.  I find this hysterical. 

1) it's not my bill (however is my job or loss thereof if I don't get this paid)
2) owner already knows how "seriously" late this bill is
3) he's handling it.

So, because of the above 3 things. THIS CRACKS ME UP.  Seriously.

Does this work in other areas, not just bill collection?

Let's see. 

Dear Comcast

You SERIOUSLY need to lower my bill.  Just sayin.  I seriously can't afford you much longer.  You're killing me with your ridiculous packages, why can't I just seriously have regular low budget cable AND keep the dvr?  Seriously.  You need to work this out.  Seriously.

Signed,
Seriously (distraught going broke paying for cable, where's my antennas when I need them) Stacie

Meh. Doubtful.

In other other news, it's a long holiday weekend yo.  I am sooo ready for Sunday and Monday.  I need some R&R, some down time, a little nod to NOTHING to do.  Oxymoron alert, I will be doing NO labor on labor day!  I hope.

I should work in the yard

or clean the house

or something productive. 

but....NAAAAAH. 

I hope you all have a wonderful holiday weekend...eat, drink, be merry.