Is that how the saying goes?
My kids are gone for their fall break with Capt'n Cancel.
I know. *picks jaw up from floor*
*picks you up from floor*
I am THRILLED for them that he made a plan and stuck to it. Plus, they are going to Wisconsin Dells...so I KNOW they will have fun.
Oddly, or not so oddly, you'd think that I would do something really fantastic the minute they left last night. However, not even five minutes after they left, you could find my butt on the couch, eating leftovers for dinner and watching The Real Housewives of Atlanta.
I don't usually watch this show...but it was like a train wreck, I just had to watch...and once I started, there was no stoppin me.
Are these women for real? Seriously? Tardy for the Party?
Truth be told...I couldn't take my eyes off the boobs...and if the dress was gonna stay on or not during the performance. I don't even swing like that, but it was MESMERIZING. For the love of Pete.
Anyboobs, after my eye full of this show I went over to Mr.FF's.
What's a girl without kids to do?
After watching the normal TV, Survivor and Ultimate Fighter, we switched on Dog the Bounty Hunter (new season started 10/6/10).
I love me some
But...talk about boobs. Geez Louise. I wonder how do these woman walk around with those big things?
I am rethinking my Halloween costume....I think I should have been this...but I'd need some extra boobage.
Mr.FF would be an awesome Dog, I think.
That folks, is what a girl does when her kids aren't home, apparently, sit in complete confusion over the size of these women's breasts. Holy chiropractor bills, I am glad Mr.FF is an ass man.
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I wish I had some padding, but seriously, you would never know if you needed to lose a few pounds. All of your weight is in your boobs.
If the wind blows too hard she's going to take a left hook in the noes. From her own boob.
ReplyDeleteGood God!
Nose. Who noes what noes means?
ReplyDeleteI'm an ass man. And I love when a kitty wants to play. Horny post!! :-P
ReplyDeletebig boobs are not all they're cracked up to be
ReplyDeletei speak from experience and chiropractor and migraine med bills
i want a reduction.
to think that some women pay for that...unreal!!!
ReplyDeleteI'll keep mine thank you!
I watch trash all the time...
What is the costume this year? Did I miss the announcement?
ReplyDeleteWhat is the costume this year? Did I miss the announcement?
ReplyDeleteI had boobs like that so I had a breast reduction. It is big time painful to walk around with all of that weight pulling down on your neck, back and shoulders.
ReplyDeleteI don't find that sexy or attractive. Gross actually.
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