:)
But for reals...Men's Tighty Whities...do not equal Women's Boy Shorts.
I spent the night at Mr.FF's on Sunday night and I forgot to pack my own undies. Despite the chants of "Go Pantiless" from Mr.FF I dug through his drawer, pulled out the brand new pair of Tighty Whities claiming they wouldn't be that much different than wearing a pair of boy shorts undies.
I was wrong.
My monthly visitor arrived early and showed her dislike of the undies too. Good times.
So Mr.FF, you won't be getting those back, but that's a good thing, you shouldn't wear those* either.
**Mr.FF does not wear tighty whities. Ever. Probably why they were still brand new and shoved way in the back of the drawer.
I've tried them all over the years:
ReplyDeleteTighty whiteys
boxers
boxer briefs
super tight nut huggers
commando...
all with varying degrees of success...it so happens that I found some not-so-tighty briefs that suit me just right now...but believe me, there was a LOT of trial and error... I'm very picky with that shit...
first of all you pic is adorable!! happy 2011!
ReplyDeleteboxers and the only sexy thing for a man I think...
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI don't want to think about your wearing those briefs. Better carry an emergency pack with those things that you will need just in case.
ReplyDeleteROFLMAO.
ReplyDeleteSo, you wanted to see my posts on my nice meds...never wrote one. But I am slightly toasted with an extra glass of wine now so I will tell you that I think this is hilarious.
My husband and I sat there discussing the importance of mens undies. He wears boxer briefs. I happened to buy him hanes instead of some other brand which is supposedly very important. I asked him what he would do to me if I happened to have my period in his. He told me that I would never even wear a t-shirt of his again.
To which I responded....If you don't like what comes out....then nothing is going in.
He doesn't like you anymore.
P.S. I have no idea what the first part of the last comment was leading to. I literally forgot. pour me another please
ReplyDeleteThank you for this, I needed a laugh today. of course not at your expense.
ReplyDelete: )
I love boy shorts too.
Do many men even wear tightie whities anymore? other than little boys. lol
Sounds like a deliberate effort on your part to deprive Mr.FF of his tightie whities! :P
ReplyDeleteLOL My husband only wears boxers, but mostly it's because I made fun of the white ones. They're so creepy looking. And the "fabric" they're made of....ugh...who even came up with those?
ReplyDelete