Bubba -
After being woken up several times the other morning, he grouchily gets up and starts getting ready for school. As I tap my foot by the front door, he says, "You're up and ready a lot better because you aren't working as hard as I am every night at football."
Bubba -
"Mom you only think about yourself."
*chokes on words*
I'd like to stop taking him to football, sitting there for 2 plus hours, giving kids water during breaks. Etc. I'd like to come home, make myself something to eat, only do my laundry and then sit and watch TV programs that I want to watch. Show him how much I really think of only myself.
Brat.
Buggy -
On our way to softball practice:
"I really love softball this year Mom."
"That's awesome Buggy, I am glad you are enjoying it. Why do you like it more this time around?"
"Less running."
After practice, the sweat is dripping off of buggy's forehead, she limping and gimping around, and just looking plain miserable.
"How was practice tonight?"
"I don't want to talk about it."
Giggling, "Why don't you want to talk about it?"
"We ran. A lot."
Giggling even more now, "OH Buggy, you jinxed yourself."
I just entered a giveaway @ Eden Fantasys. Right after I did the last requirement for entry I got an email from Mr.FF. It said, "what are youuuuu doing?"
I thought, shit, did it just post all over facebook that I just entered a giveaway for a sex toy? It didn't, but I sure read the email in a tone of YOU'RE BUSTED. lol. Not that it's a secret obviously, I'm posting about it here. It was just a funny coincidence. :o)
haha! Don't ya love it when Facebook outs you like that? Happens to me all. the. time.
ReplyDeleteGood luck with the giveaway. Be forewarned -- I entered one of those once, and they contacted me right after offering to give me free sex toys if I'd pimp them on the OOBH. I decided I'd rather just buy my toys in private, thankyouverymuch. Not that there's anything wrong with that. ;)
I find it hilarious when a child thinks a parent is selfish. Please.
ReplyDeleteYes I hear this often from the soccerboy, that I only think of myself.
ReplyDeleteI just remind him that when he becomes an adult he can do whatever the hell he wants.
but for now
its my way or the high way.
That shuts him up for awhile