Comments on Stacie's Madness: Momma wants a new pair...

Okay, for once I am loving my teeny tiny tator tot...

2009-11-11T23:09:36.026-06:00

Okay, for once I am loving my teeny tiny tator tots of boobs that my husband ignores but my daughter thinks are toys (doing, hey ma, look, it bounces~does that tell you how flat these suckers are?) BUT, my once "voluptuous" ass is now two overblown punch balloons stuck in a too-small packaging. Stupid Bitch with her nice ass.

First off... I totally say "dude" all th...

2009-11-11T21:35:33.039-06:00

First off... I totally say "dude" all the time.

After watching the commercials 23 times just now (for research), I must agree with you. She gots a nice bootay.

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LMAO! That was so funny, that while reading it (w...

2009-11-09T21:39:52.498-06:00

LMAO! That was so funny, that while reading it (while hubby was watching the Steelers game) he yelled at me from across the room to stop laughing like a "nerd" cause he was watching the game. *rolling eyes*

Motorboat em..... LMFAO!

That girl in the advert is something else. I can d...

2009-11-09T10:39:28.090-06:00

That girl in the advert is something else. I can dance, walk, even tiptoe through the tulips and my arse does not look like this unless the light is really bad.
I also like asse men because if they want boobs they have come to the wrong place.

WOW. Not sure what else to say to this post or tha...

2009-11-08T15:34:58.149-06:00

WOW. Not sure what else to say to this post or that chicks butt in the reebok commercial. Just WOW! :)

Yeah, I TOTALLY believe that she got that ass from...

2009-11-08T12:12:19.602-06:00

Yeah, I TOTALLY believe that she got that ass from just walking around. Totally.

Do squats, lots of squats for the legs and butt. F...

2009-11-08T05:57:48.593-06:00

Do squats, lots of squats for the legs and butt. For the boobs, I guess saline implants are all the rage. Gravity happens with age. It's just a fact of life. It happens to me too!

Let me know if the shoes work. I need all the hel...

2009-11-07T15:41:12.330-06:00

Let me know if the shoes work. I need all the help I can get. ;)

Okay, so those shoes are gonna help my butt, but w...

2009-11-07T11:37:41.757-06:00

Okay, so those shoes are gonna help my butt, but what about the thighs?? And the rest of the body?? I've been singing "I live in a blobular vessel" all morning. Sigh.

squats and lunges

2009-11-07T11:16:20.881-06:00

squats and lunges

You're funny. Unfortunately, I can relate!! :(...

2009-11-07T09:20:29.319-06:00

You're funny. Unfortunately, I can relate!! :(

Lets face it. Some people were just born with goo...

2009-11-07T08:55:13.997-06:00

Lets face it. Some people were just born with good backside genes! Some of us, no matter what we do, will never have one like that! Am I glad I don't have to impress anyone with mine now, because an impression is what I would leave behind ;)

While the marketing concept in the commercial is g...

2009-11-07T00:53:00.237-06:00

While the marketing concept in the commercial is great, I don't believe for a second that simply working out in those shoes will give you an ass like that.

She probably also does pilates and a million squats oh....... and yoga.

I don't have the Reeboks but I have the MBT...

2009-11-06T21:59:28.222-06:00

I don't have the Reeboks but I have the MBT's (same concept) and I can tell you that they did not work any miracles on my bod. Perhaps, I'm just too far gone.

and this is why i keep reading you..hilarious!

2009-11-06T21:52:13.549-06:00

and this is why i keep reading you..hilarious!

Ha! I so don't believe those shoes work but t...

2009-11-06T20:57:03.849-06:00

Ha! I so don't believe those shoes work but that could just be because I sweated my ass off. Literally. Look who's not so smart now, eh?

And the boob thing. I hear you. I have no boobs but yet when I take my bra off they drop 3 floors. WTF?

so...are you sayin'...if i get those shoes...a...

2009-11-06T19:54:23.838-06:00

so...are you sayin'...if i get those shoes...and walk...my boobies won't be tired anymore?! baby, count me in!

I tried on those shoes, but I thought they were un...

2009-11-06T18:28:50.665-06:00

I tried on those shoes, but I thought they were uncomfortable. Not for the whole ass lift thing, it would take a hell of a lot more than a pair of shoes to make my ass look like hers. And I'm sure it took her a lot more too.

And I'm pretty sure that if a man is getting a look at a naked booby he doesn't really care if it is a little droopy. All he is thinking about is

Assets! I want ASSets! :)

2009-11-06T16:51:08.929-06:00

Assets! I want ASSets! :)

Have you seen those shoes that are supposed to mak...

2009-11-06T16:20:49.785-06:00

Have you seen those shoes that are supposed to make your ass look better? By reebok or something? Like walking around wearing these shoes will make it hotter. Someone let us know if they work!

I have the opposite problem. I wish I had somethin...

2009-11-06T15:58:07.477-06:00

I have the opposite problem. I wish I had something that jiggles.

snort You said motorboat. Awesome.

2009-11-06T15:30:05.031-06:00

*snort* You said motorboat. Awesome.

I agree! If you have no boobs how does it lift??

2009-11-06T15:24:01.719-06:00

I agree! If you have no boobs how does it lift??

Not sure.. I like to go commando. : )

2009-11-06T15:19:58.866-06:00

Not sure.. I like to go commando. : )

I guess there's always a nut lift. do they ha...

2009-11-06T14:34:45.498-06:00

I guess there's always a nut lift.

do they have those Porky?